3/01/2006

Ek minute mein seedha karde gi

C i believe you will not tell this to D......

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would be exicted to see some comments............

Anonymous said...

who is "D...." ?

Anonymous said...

Did t2 come up with those equations for his phD thesis?

Or is from t1's days at Vtech?

Anonymous said...

this equation parallels E=mc2....

it take more than one phd for this...this research was actually started by Adam(pbuh) and is still going on...

more research is needed
as women= problems is not quite balanced equation.

Anonymous said...

Guys want beauty and brains in a girl. Yet they tend to have very little of either themselves.

Therefore:

Guys= recipients of rock- throwing by RN, myself and all the other ladies who stand with us

Anonymous said...

Every ground breaking research or discovery is not taken well with common people.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't call it groundbreaking- I came up with it in one minute...

thanks for the compliment anyway

s. Toufeeq a. Ahmed said...

i meant "women=problems"...


if women are problems then men are not the solutions either.....

s. Toufeeq a. Ahmed said...

Good News !! got a paper accepted today.. it means something for ppl with Permanent-Head-Damage or who are Pagaal-Haula-Diwana. Two more in good conferences I am done with phd. InshaAllah.....

or if my head spins too much in a day.. then i will apply to berkeley (berrkeli in hydro, its a cigratte brand back home)...and do 2-3 years more..and become prof in some big shot university.. (may be asu) inshaAllah...

i pity my life... its 2:27 am and im typing these lousy comments that are going to waste few minutes of ppl who has nothing good to do then read these comments...


mom and dad asked for full-shot-photos and bio-data... i said what are you trying to do.. my mom asked my bro to ask me to send some nice pictures (nice pictures = with hair only one inch long).....bio-data??? i laughed for 5 mins..


i am a rebel without a cause

marriage is overrated...i hate the melodrama..complications attached to it....

Soon I am gonna put an ad for a wife for me.. before my mom 'selects' one for me.. here is a try:

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A stupid good-for-nothing broke lazy guy with permanent-head-damage is looking for a girl with beautiful eyes and who can be an inspiration for him to write few lines everyday (poetry or Computer science papers) and in return as a big favour he will wash dishes (every time).
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I realized that i like dishwashing as much as cooking now....

T1: we (imix, Eygption,an another missri and Sree and AK are going to SFO and SJ and yosemite and may be death valley - starting on fri 10th ad will be back on 14th..) are gpoing inshaAllah.. so let me know asap if u can come...ask SS if he is phree...

Salaam

s. Toufeeq a. Ahmed said...

sorry for wasting ur time and mine...

Anonymous said...

t2: you should send the pic with the pink shirt, and a sample of poetry.

Darvaaze ke aagai rishton ki line lag jaye gi.

Anonymous said...

BK: u think so...

Anonymous said...

i am a big loooooser.

Anonymous said...

hey i like you when you have your spirits up so WIMP !!!! dont give up so early.

Anonymous said...

i have lots of deadlines.. and I dont have any motivation... last week I submitted 2 papers.. inshaAllah they will get published... I just want to run away from all these...

SO we are going to SFO and let me know if u like to come....

I feel like i should just withdraw from this semester and go some place where nobody knows me... brazil or someplace ............ i hate myself... i ...

Anonymous said...

Aw, toffy bhai cheer up. You're not a loser!

May Allah(swt) send you your motivation, success and a girl with beautiful eyes to inspire your poetry :)

Ameen!

Anonymous said...

if Allah(swt) sends just 'Motivation' that is good enuf for now. inshaAllah.

its all naseeb...

Thanks BK.

Anonymous said...

You mean naseeb.com?

Lol. bad joke.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha
actually the site name is misnomer.. it should be called

halaalhookup.com .. this will work...

after reading 'the alchemist' my concept of naseeb and 'maktub' changed a little bit...in english traslation of the book it is called "personal Legend"......

Sandgroper said...

Am I your only married friend? D is on vacation in New Jersey. You'd better take it out before she gets back and sees it.

BTW, if you don't mind, I'd like to link to your blog from mine. Just for the heck of it. Thought I should ask your permission before I do

Cheers,
C

Anonymous said...

The other married friends are either extremely busy with their wives or just dont want to go beyond email/chat on the internet.

Go ahead and link it.

Sandgroper said...

Boss, take that other blog link off from my name in your links page. Deleted that blog, since I wasn't putting much on there anyway

Anonymous said...

Oye Jingo cheetah,
did you forget that i can read englees as well?
in any case say what you want.. i would just say it is a case of sour grapes :-p
-D

Anonymous said...

D, ab kya karen, unless proven otherwise a proof is a proof. :)